Saturday, October 18, 2014

President Obama Creates Job

3a.m.: Phone rings, man answers. "Uh, hello?"
“Ron, Ron Klain?”
“Yes, who’s this?”
“This is the president, are you sleeping?”
“No sir, not anymore.”
“I’m calling because I saw your on-line Career Builders job application for Ebola Czar.”
“Oh, yeah. I forgot.”
“You didn’t mention anything about having experience with Ebola in your application.”
“Oh, that. I usually just blanket the Internet with my resumes to see if anything sticks to the wall. It’s really about getting your foot in the door for an interview. You know what I mean?”
“So, you have no experience with Ebola?”
“Just what I read in the papers.”

“Great, can you start immediately?”

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